Methodology
Indiscriminately swipe right. This is how a prudent person would approach Tinder. Of all the women in your designated catchment area, only a few will find you tolerably attractive. Even […]
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Age
“You can’t date him; he’s young enough to be your son!” “Mate, she’s like twice your age – you’re such an OAPaedo.” The above quotes reflect society’s age norms when […]
Money
“Why do you want this job?” “I need a girlfriend.” I’m at a crucial juncture in my life. I’ve just completed a Masters degree in a useless subject and now […]
Equality
“Getting a tactical nuke on Call of Duty is the best feeling in life. Much better than having sex. Probably.” The above joke is predicated on the popular stereotype of […]
Suicide
“I went to a shrink, to analyse my dreams She says it’s lack of sex that’s bringing me down.” So go the lyrics of Green Day’s hit song Basket Case. […]
Sensitivity
Words are coming out of my mouth, but they seem detached. The effluent flows uncontrollably into the swarming background fuzz. I could, like Deepak Chopra or someone whose diet consisted […]
Numbers Game
Whether or not you’re a hipster, you’ve probably heard of Robert M. Pirsig’s bestseller Zen and the Art Motorcycle Maintenance. It’s a story about a father and son who take […]
Impotence
In October 2012, the Canadian Senate approved a bill to allow the cull of 70,000 grey seals in the Gulf of St. Lawrence. The intention of the cull was to […]
Confessions of a neurotic dater 